With great libido comes great responsibility...

.. or simply put, the ribbed and scented condom sales go up.. helping the company/s meet and better their expected quarterly earnings and resulting in them announcing two more flavours in the scented segment and launching an extra ribbed version of the former - for the fairer sex who turn to their vibrators after a session with their mate who , presumably, seems to have a little problem of his own.. (only he'd never confirm it) ..and on the contrary.. grows rather wild just at the mention of the question.. the sort of aggression the female with the thing in her grasp with the 'in-use' button on, wishes her guy had shown a little while earlier. (the female.. OR the male in the female's body i.e. .. you never know these days..). the man, of course, oblivious to all the ambivalent thoughts in his girl's mind .. being quite pleased at his efforts.

getting back to the topic of the post.. so what happens if two people with diabolically opposite feeling on the most primitive and natural urge known to mankind ..(dont say you dont know what i'm talking about) ..come together? hmm..
its still not so bad if its the guy with the mega libido.. his parter can always rein him in i presume (and we're talking about committed couples in this post guys..) and ANYWAYS .. if the guy cant help it.. the jerk can always..uhh.. jerk off ..right? ("i was so poor when i was growing up.. if i wasnt a boy, i wouldnt have had anything to play with..") , but what happens if some poor guy, looking for a comfy settled relationship.. (with the activity between the sheets thrown in but in a normalesque amount .. yeah right! however much does THAT amount to?..) gets stuck up with a .. shall we say , a nymphomaniac..huh? 'stuck up' in the REALLY LONG TERM view , of course, coz initially the absolute radiant glow on his face would be more than sufficient to put the kohinoor to shame (..the diamond i.e. ..not the condom..).

lets skip the passionate initial phase ..when everyone's happy (inc. the corner shop selling the u-know-whats.) and move on to the couple after say, many years later (put a number yourself) .. when the 'she' has one of her urges kicking in but the 'he' is feeling like a spent force.. (honestly.. its a little difficult imagining this would ever happen to a guy.. but we ARE talking about two ppl who are on the extreme ends of a spectrum ..right?) .. so what does he do? (american pie ..anybody?) .. but running away doesnt seem like the answer , does it..? .. not when you're a couple and its the gal on a high n unlike monica bing's line .. "just get in , do your job ..and get out.." .. you, being a guy very well know you cannot fake it coz it just shows when you're not up for it (get my point?..) and it'll do the poor guy's self esteem no good if he sees/hears that mechanical vibrating device in use one more time..

having to climax this post abruptly guys , for want of free time.

and thus people .. the newly coined adage.. 'with great libido comes great responsibility' takes centrestage.. (..the superman guys wouldnt be too pleased with this but who-the-heck cares anyway.. he's superman ..right? .. HE shouldnt have any problem! .. more so with the content of this post ..ha!) .. maybe it IS time the 'she' with the high testosterone levels understands the fundamental differences between the two anatomically different species and finds a mate more in sync with her own feelings.. or actions.. and let the spent guy have a deserved rest.. may the force be with him again!.. so as to speak. and maybe ..just maybe.. getting those extra set of batteries for her toy wasnt such a bad idea after all.. hmm..

( the content of this post bears no similarities with the author of this blog in ANY form and with any of his mates.. any resemblances is purely co-incidental and rather unfortunate.. for the girl i.e. )